The reasons for escaping from school..

Let's start!!
When miss SII LING came in our class on fri, she straight away asked
"Students who are absent from class yesterday please stand up and tel me the reasons why u guys always absent on thursday?"
"Actually i know what the reasons but just wan hear from u!!"
and nw her expression so serious..feel like wan killing us like tat..
WHOLE CLASS silent!!
KEVIN LING "because i am sick!!"
SII LING " do u sick every thursday?"
AND i kip laughibg behind..
KEVIN LING "not..jz yesterday only..u can refer to DAC"
Thne ENG HONG...
ENG HONG "because i m sick..start from wednsday i din come already.."
SL "Do u submit your sick leave?"
EH "NOP!"
SL "Who r your doctor?"
EH "my mum!"
SL being GEK DAO by her..haha..
MY TURN..
ME "because of then prefect installation..They told me that it would carry on for 3 hours!!"
SL "because of prefect installation?Who told u that?
ME "dunno..i forgot already!"
Then my classmates kip laughing there..
SL "Do u absent every thursday?"
ME "NOT RELI..(ACTUALLY i should say yes, i do)
SL "i wil check with ur form teacher!"
PASS to Carrie wong..
She asked me that can she say that she was lazy to come to school?
bt she din speak this out..
KRI "because i wake up late!"
SL "Is tat every thursday u wil wake up late?"
I knt tahan already..and kip laughing thr..
hahahahahahha..
MICHELE>>>
MICHELE "transport problem. because my cousin was sick.."
SL "Are u having transport problem every thursday? Do your cousin sick every
thursday?"
THEN..Til abigil them..
ABIGIL "because i wan to chase up on my study.."
SL "u wan 2 chase up on your study at home?"
CANDY Chong continue..
CANDAY "we are having group discussion together!"
Then SL said..EVEN the lecturer in the university also din admit that they are smart enuf..THEN, kip say our altitude problem..haha
haha..
NOW the PROBLEM is we need to submit a letter about being absent from schoool on thursday..
haha..n TAT miss SII LING had written down d reasons than we told her ..
WALAO>>should i write my letter like tis
"I was absent from school on thursday because i wan to skip the assembly??"
WIl the principle feel like wan killing me?
haha..LOL..